
Chocolate and wine, wine and chocolate: two great things that go great together. But how far together? In-the-same-bottle-together? Chocolate liquor is one thing (especially paired with espresso and vodka and flakes of salt), but chocolate wine? My first thought was “pffft,” but when a friend said she was driving all the way to Laurita Winery to pick up a couple bottles of their $15 “Chocolate Therapy,” a red with blended with chocolate, I figured I could remove my wine snob nose long enough to try it. Well, it is very chocolaty— like chocolate milk chocolaty (and I’m a dark chocolate person), which may be expected since Laurita Winery used to be dairy farm. This wine looks like chocolate milk, not like wine. The winery serves it in a shot glass, which puts it in the chocolate liquor/cocktail mixer/drink your dessert category for me.

I found a bottle of “ChocoVine” at Traino’s for $13, which is bottled in the Netherlands using an unidentified French Cabernet Sauvignon and unidentified dark chocolate from Holland (dark chocolate! now we’re talking). This was also more of a chocolate liquor, looking more like dark chocolate cocoa than a red wine. The bottle recommends drinking it on the rocks or mixing it in cocktails…like chocolate liquor.
Perhaps in-the-same-bottle-together is one step too far. Let’s step back a little and check out wines with very chocolaty notes, or with chocolate in their name, or both.

“The Chocolate Block” is a Southern Rhone style blend from Boekenhoutskloof Winery in Swartland, South Africa. The winery’s tagline, “The wine with secrets to keep” was intriguing, so I splashed out $28 for a 2015 bottle (quite a bit more than what I would normally pay for a bottle of South African wine) to give it a try. The 2015 blend is 71% Syrah, 15% Grenache Noir, 8% Cabernet Sauvignon, 5% Cinsault, and 1% Viognier.
Raspberry and blackberry on the nose, with a whiff of violets, dark chocolate, and clove. On the palate, the berry aromas follow through, with smooth tannins and some acidity to save it. This is a powerful wine. Clocking in just under 15% alcohol, there is definitely heat on the finish from the alcohol.
I prefer my wine and chocolate to remain in separate containers. Lucky for me, dark chocolate squares paired with a rich Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, or Syrah not only taste wonderful, they are also superfoods! Guilt-free indulgence! À vôtre santé!
Leave a comment